she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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