so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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