S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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