Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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