Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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