Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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