Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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