Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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