should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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