i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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