real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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