We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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