I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Shame is for Republicans.
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