It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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