You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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