Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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