it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He did a backflip because drugs
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