Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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