so explain again why im purple
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
They have beer where we have blood.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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