well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
