U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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