why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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