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(310): View more from California

if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right

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(514): View more from Quebec

i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?

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(323): View more from California

I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.

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(315): View more from New York

someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.

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(347): View more from New York

And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right

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(732): View more from New Jersey

HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD

(732): View more from New Jersey

okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...

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