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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.

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• (619): View more from California

  Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night

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  How mad was your dog?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up

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• (315): View more from New York

  I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Liz is crying about burritos again.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent

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• (845): View more from New York

  He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP

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