It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.