im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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