wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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