Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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