hotel room ftw
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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