But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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