He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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