Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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