What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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