We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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