Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Houston, we have a squirter
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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