so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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