So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sober January is a disaster.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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