I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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