My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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