Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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