i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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