whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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