I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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