Why does Corona taste like a burp?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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