am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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