i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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