Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts