guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard