chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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