Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
