she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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