She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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