Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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