Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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