I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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