I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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