tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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