kristin has been a bad kristin
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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