I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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