Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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