im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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