Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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