Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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